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Not to be confused with fortnight which means 14 days. A game virgins play because they’re bored of their own depressed lives. They pay attention to the game more than anyone else. You lose your girlfriend if you play unless you’re gay, because chances are every guy plays it.
“Dude, you missed out on the best party ever! I lost my virginity!”, “oh sorry I was playing fortnite.”
Fortnite is a game involved in beating the shit out of people you don't like, and leave them screaming if they are a little kid who thinks their good but their not. Overall, it's fun to set these Fortnite kids in their place.
Me- plays Fortnite.
Kid-im better.
Me-beats them at 5/0.
Kid-leaves.
Fortnite Devs-i love my job.
Fucking Cancer for Kids
Comes in
Fortnited: Dead from cancer
Fortniting: Dying from Cancer
Fortnituted : Diagnosed with this type of cancer
PS, This Cancer meaning is for the Addiction and Stupidity of this game, this is a Joke, Welcome to the Internet.
STOP FORTNITE.
Your Kid has Fortnite
Your kid has Fortnituted
Your Kid is Fortniting
fucking trash piece of shit 3/10
i bet you cant beat this n word in fortnite
The main cause of autism, other than Team 10, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, and Dabbing. (no offence to autistic people.)
Mom: Why did you waste our credit card money?!?!?!?!?!??
Autistic Kid: Gotta get the V-bucks foe dem llamas, mom.
Mom: Im sick and tired of you playing that game and wasting our money!
Autistic Kid: Mom, im having fun.
Mom:You know what?! No fortnite for 5 months!
Autistic Kid: W-what?
Autistic Kid: N-no F-fort-n-nite?
Autistic Kid: MOM PLEASE!
Autistic Kid: :Crying:
Mom: :Takes Fortnite:
Mom: :Leaves: