While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.
Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.
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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today
Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
A house or room where madmen are confined
Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude
Rents in properties that are lived in temporarily before having to move due to clients purchasing the house. With this exact same event happening from time to time. If moved 2 or more times, they become a house-bouncer
"Yo, you see him over there?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Apparently, he's a house-bouncer"
Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.
Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"
the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),
Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?
Jerry: Yah, she already is.
Bob: How do you know?
Jerry: because we're house-booking!