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Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .
Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet
When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group
Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics
Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
Respecting the boundaries of life or your gonna get schooled by the karma that’s gonna catch u
Did you notice how much of a psycho narcissistic asshole that person is doing whatever they want to others...they must not know Nicks Law
If you can't take care of your fish, then you shouldn't have a baby
Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.
This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.
Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!
1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling.
2. The sibling of one's grandparent-in-law.
My great-pibling-in-law is a good person.
There is a cat meme for any and all conceivable events
Person 1: *Sees a Cat riding a unicorn waving a flag* Jenny's law is still undeniably true!