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hagbung kas exam kung di
btw, attractive kayka tan awon kung mag white shirt ka michael adrian jordan
A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it
I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver
The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.
“Michael Horley, that little bitch is gonna have to grow up without a daddy.”
The Lord and Savior himself. If you have this name you’re basically god.
Man that dude is a Michael McMillan at basketball he’s so good.
A loving couple in the school. Should stick together no matter what. They shall all ways love each other !
Bethan and Michael love each other!
When you poke someone in the bumhole in an unsolicited fashion
Shorted to Cheeky M-J
“Came in front work and the misses gave me a cheeky Michael”