harry potter stick fights

a game played in year 8 at KHS by the awesome shacksters.

equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere

how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}

*people playing harry potter stick fights*

teacher: are you playing harry potter?

*laughter by people stick fighting*

stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"

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I'd stick it in her butt

What you say when a really hot chick walks by and you get a boner so hard it hurts.

Johnny-"Damn dude look at her!"
Bob-"I know I'd stick it in her butt!"

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get stick bugged lol

when you get stick bugged your dick falls into your anus

boy 1-hey dagger dick get stick bugged lol
dagger dick-damn its in my anus

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Throwing sticks and stones at a skunk

Engaging in sexual intercourse.

Those damn SPRI kids were out there throwing sticks and stones at a skunk!

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Puerto RICAN be GOOD stick

any object usually under the drivers seat of the car, can be a small pipe, bat or wire tie for a truck. Used in case said Puerto Ricans start acting up...hence the be good

Vinnie, get that puerto rican be good stick out, we gotta use it here on 168th

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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

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That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

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