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The dude Adam Lambert made out with at the AMAs. He's straight, but tell that to his fringe.
Young person: "Did you see the AMAs?"
Other young person: "Yeah. Did you see Adam Lambert make out with that dude?"
First young person: "Yeah, his name is Tommy Joe Ratliff. Did you see his fringe?"
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the hottest guy in the world.a total sex god. not only is he way sexy, hes super talented. he has an awsome voice. it sux that hes married. hes deffinatly fuckable. id bang him if i had the chance.
omg its billie joe armstrong! god i wanna fuck him!
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An act between a man, a woman and a shemale where the woman takes a long thin shit on the mans penis, which is then slurped off by the shemale. The most difficult part of this sex move, is the fear factor.
Mom: "How did you get shit streaks in the FRONT of your underwear?"
Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!"
Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"
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any person that that loves the site of camel-toe
1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!
2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe
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Billie Joe Armstrong is the hottest guy ever! He's the lead singer of the best band in the world, GREEN DAY! yay! he has a hot sexy voice....
Billie Joe Armstrong=hot sexy guitarist!
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the REAL sloppy joe's. Unlike the disgusting sloppy joes that are just taco meat in a hamburger bun, these sandwiches are AMAZING. They are actually a real sandwich. They include- a layer of bread, then corn beef, then pastrami, then turkey, then russian dressing, then more bread, then the whole thing ALL OVER AGAIN!! they usually are cut into triangles and secured with a toothpick so the tower of a sandwich does not fall over. these sandwiches are also reffered to as "rich kid sloppy joes." they are INSANE!!
I eat NJ sloppy joes, that don't taste like shit!!
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Commonly know to teeny boppers as 'Sex God'.
Amazingly, this is not his real job.
Billie Joe Armstrong is the lead singer of used-to-be punk rock band Green Day.
I claim that they 'used-to-be punk' simply because I think they have now strayed (perhaps not through their own faults) from the original values of punk.
Punk was originally the attitude a group of people shared who were going against the mainstream, and who held a great interest in the political world and shared feelings of mutiny against persons in authority.
Since the release of 'American Idiot' (which also started out as a political album), Green Day have arrived in the mainstream, releasing well-received hits such as 'American Idiot', 'Boulevard Of Broken Dreams' and 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'.
I for one do not find anything particularly special about any of their singles, preferring the album tracks instead which - thankfully - have remained somewhat sacred from the prying musical tastes of annoying high school girls who, incidentally, wouldn't know 'Dookie' from a pile of dung.
I do not, however, believe that Green Day have 'sold out'. I think the reason many people think they have is because of the fan base they have recruited since the release of their latest album. Fans like these claim to have liked Green Day 'all their lives' However, I find that hard to believe as the entries posted in Urban Dictionary claiming such...umm...claims were posted AFTER THE RELEASE OF AMERICAN IDIOT.
Thus I am forced to conclude that Teeny Boppers like these are still continuing to be the bane of my life.
Bring back the old values of punk.
TeenyBopper: OMFG! I SOOO TOTALLY LOVE GREEN DAY!! I AM SOOOO PUNK! *brandishes American Idiot cd in air and points violently at top with the slogan 'Punk Rock Chick' emblazoned across the front*.
Me: Umm...
TB: I am soooo going to get all their albums, omg.
Me: Umm...
TB: Well...cya! I gotta go dye my hair some ROCKIN colour like...like...like PINK! I love pink...*drifts off with dreamy expression on carefully made-up orange face*
Me: Umm...
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