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Old softie

Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.

The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.

by Piss Miggy October 30, 2023


Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 29, 2022


Old Scarsdale

Old Scarsdale is defined as the neighborhood bordering from the Post Road to the Bronx River Parkway, from Wayside Lane to Popham Road.

As in OSNA - Old Scarsdale Neighborhood Association

by Buphagus September 29, 2007


Old People Sex

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?

“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”

by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021


old iowa trick

A ruse performed out of casual self-interest. Mildly disrespectful. Always successful.

"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"

"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."

by Cofveve July 27, 2017


The old shit spirit

A feeling one might feel when one says, "Oh shit".

It's a really nice day for the old shit spirit.

by Normanish June 2, 2020


The Old Clomp and Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"

by LacklusterBallbuster January 29, 2022