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Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.
"Is that ryan?"
"yes I heard he like to give his mother foot massages and suck his grandads toes"
umm idk what to say. he’s a nice guy who can light up any room he walks in. he also is the boy who everyone wants. he’s usually in ap classes, and plays football. also, he’s normally the tallest in the grade. I’ve never met a short ryan soo..
person 1: oh look, it’s that guy i have a crush on!
person 2: omg let me guess, is it ryan?
A person who even though lies, you can never find it to not trust him. He’s super loveable and you can never not be around him. He is definitely a manipulator but only if he thinks he needs to protect himself. only best friends with girls he thinks are in his league as a just in case he wants them kind of deal. huge fan of olaf btw. he definitely likes sour candy and sprite and he’s certainly something else. you feel drawn to him that you need his validation and appreciation. he also loves touching your stuff and super cringy and annoying.
“Oh you know ryan?” “oh yeah that guy.”
1. a big back beanstalk who likes to be pegged
2. a ying ding
3. all of the above
Person A: "Woah! Why you being a Ryan right now??"\
Person B: "....."
Mildly funny loser. But when you need someone to rely on, he is always there.
Did you know that ¨Ryan¨ is bitchless?
Ryan is a cool kid
is that Ryan over there
yes it is