'bout all I know, minin' coal.

1. A term used to signify how dumb one is.

2. The only words a West Virginia coal miner knows.

1. Dumb Redneck: 'bout all I know, minin' coal.

2. West Virginia Coal Miner: Minin' Coal, 'bout all me and my pa knows.

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all i ever wanna get is slang..

phone sex. As used in Def Leppard's song "Slang" of album named as such.

ALL I EVER WANNA GET IS SLANG....!!!1

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this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

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all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

word that jack writes in the shinning

all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

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When all else fails, get a bigger hammer

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D

Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!

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Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

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Eddie Munson, Joseph Quinn, & All his characters

Eddie Munson, Joseph Quinn, & All his characters are insanely hot people and are really kind people.

Justice for Eddie Munson, Joseph Quinn, & All his characters.

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