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When your roomie from the stabbin’ cabin is giving you a blowjob, as soon as you cum in his mouth you would yell, "I HAVE GAY AIDS!!", then the cum comes out his nose making him a Twin Bear Snowdragon.
Dude, yesterday I gave Sharteen a Twin Bear Snowdragon !
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Dude I gave both Gayberry and Jizzy an Twin Bear Snowdragon in one night!
A mix between a polar bear and a Koala bear.
Mama polar bear got horny and Mr. Koala rammed her and created the Poala Bear.
Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.
The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing
•cutting
•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting
This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.
Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?
Statement made as common courtesy after passing gas in a wooded, outdoors environment, usually when hiking. The phrase not only alerts fellow hikers to the flatulence, but also assures the group that a nearby bear did not make the sound.
Friend: *farts* No Bears!
Me: Thanks for the heads up dude, but what did you eat last night?
a dumbass that doesnt understand or is really dumb
Omg Alex why would you do that your a goomy bear
The prized possession of any creature, if broken will cause said creature to destroy everything
I have my Bear Skin
Floyd Mayweather when he fought Manny Pacquiao.
Person 1: Hey! Did you watch the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight?
Person 2: Yeah, I watched it. I didn't see much fighting going on from Mayweather. Just a lot of hugging.
Person 1: Yep, he's a huggy bear.