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A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.
Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.
A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"
This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night
Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.
A boner you get from commiting crimes.
I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.
When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner