When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
That bitch is such a boner thief
When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.
Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"
On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
I already failed No Boner Day.
When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.
I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.
Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.
Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.