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When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft
MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!
An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.
*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*
John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."
when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner
bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look
A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped
I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely
When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.
God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!