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to have a wet pussy from more than one dick.
that bitch has extra woodies for being a box of assorted cremes
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When a couple engage in a video chat on xbox live that takes a sexual twist. Similar to a live sex cam.
John: I'm going home guys.
Dave: So you could play Sex-box Live with Anna? Have fun!
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Taking a cooked package of ramen or some similar product, and putting it in a girl's vagina. Then, after waiting for several minutes to allow juices to soak in, then add the beef packets and stir. Soak for about 5 min. Then eat it out of said vagina with chopsticks. Add soy sauce for extra flavor.
After having sex, Shane whipped himself up a chinese lunch-box for dessert.
"My boyfriend Jermane and I tried the chinese lunch-box, I was really into it, but now my vagina smells like beef...and soy sauce."
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That big stash of XXX rated VHS tapes and DVD's that you keep well hidden from your wife.
"If my wife ever finds that box o porn in the basement, I'm a dead man!"
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Before climaxing during a blowjob slamming your partners head down, thus making her deep-throat your penis and ejaculating down her throat.
When talking to my girlfriend she informed me the she spits and doesn't swallow. so mid-blow job I slammed her head down and gave her a jack in the box.
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computer. negative connotation.
Who needs a paper or pencil when you can do everything on the idiot box?
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Old - Phrase in office-speak suggesting the use of unorthodox approaches to solve otherwise difficult problems. Not a bad phrase, but too many pointy-haired-boss types latched on to it and used it as a knee-jerk response when asked for input, thus blanching it of all meaning.
New - Happy-hour phrase meaning "Get your mind off the poontang - we're talking sports now!"
Old - Cube Monkey: Boss, I'd like your input on this problem.
Boss: Think outside of the box, Monkey.
Cube Monkey: Well, I thought you may have some time-saving insight, since you're paid to be my professional superior and all...
Boss: Just think outside of the box, Monkey!
Cube Monkey: Right. Hey! I'll use the fuckyoubossoscope!
Boss: There you go, Monkey!
New - Guy 1: Think the Rams have a chance this year?
Guy 2: It'll be tough, but anybody can make the playoffs in the NFC... What do you think, Trey?
Guy 3: Did you see the ass on that marketing intern? Damn! I could write a poem about that ass!
Guy 1: Hey, Trey... we're over here... football conversation?
Guy 2: Yeah, Trey - Think outside of the box!
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