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Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
When you put an enema in your bum.
The injection in your bum did hurt a lot.
In Britain it is another word for an audience
Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.
The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.
Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!
Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.
Just relaxing, associated with homeless people with not much to do. A bit like a beach bum, hanging around in and out of bars.
I read the quote in a Jack Kerouac book, 'Piers Of The Homeless Night' 'And since I'm well and on the bum again & ain't got nothing else to do, but roam, long-faced, the real America....' and thought I'd check if there was a meaning on here but now I've read the section again I get what it means even more!
'Hey man, how's your day been?'
'well since I lost my job, I haven't had much to do. Been on the bum a lot'
Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.
"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."