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When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.
I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries
The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries
Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law
luna actually has to be cooler than everyone BY LAW. this is simply factual and cannot be argued against.
oh yeah you know Law 45683?
yeah yeah, luna is so much cooler than me
Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.