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“Yooo!! I found a milf who’s going to give me locally sourced milk!”
“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”
"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨
Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"
The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.
Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.
a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*
"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"
When someone pulls a bong rip so hard that the clouds merge into one solid white color.
Dillon did a Milk Pull. Is he okay?
When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.
I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....