Rule 1

Do not talk about rules 2-33

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

Rule 1

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.

Oh shit i got into rule 1.

Rule 34

Rule 34 - if it exists, there is porn of it. no exceptions

except... uhhh. i don't know, me?? my desk?? my house?? the united states- oh wait... countryhumans is a thing, damn. guess everything CAN be sexulized huh?

" i really just watched 2 stick figures go at it for 3 minutes straight, not my proudest fap."
- Anon 23294

"HOLY SHIT IS THAT DICK FIGURES RULE 34???????"
- some random wacko douchebag

Rule 34

a disgusting spam that ruined all of great communities

Rule 34 is... too disgusting I don't want to say

Rule 34

Some weird-ass internet rule that could severely damage one's childhood.

Rule 34 is the rule that if something exists on the internet, there's porn of it.
(i disrecommend searching it up)

Rule 34

The accumulation of sexual images of fictional characters, mostly furry porn, with a dark and twisted temptation, this vat of literal and figurative shit are enough to break a man with a will of vibranium

James: “Have you ever wanted foot fetish and scat in the same image?”

Dave: “No what kind of psychopa-“

Jacob: “Then Rule 34 is for you”

Dave: “How did you even get in my house???”

Jason: *puts his finger up to Dave’s mouth and shoves it in* “shush now” *forces him to look at said pornographic content*

Dave tries to scream, but it’s too late, he’s too far gone now