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On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.
Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.
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go hug a girl on april 19th ;)
ay!! go hug that girl it’s national hug a girl day!!
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I only did it because it's National Grab Titty Day
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April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
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April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day
Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?
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November 5th is national fortnite only day.
The only thing you can do is be a epic gamer and play fortnite. If you don’t play fortnite you are classified as a sinner and will be executed!!!!!!
Epic gamer 1: It’s national fortnite only day
Sinner: ewww I’m not playing that game
Crucifier: you shall sent to hell!!!!
Epic gamer 2: That’s all I play so let’s get in a duo!!!!
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On April 13 of every year. Guys get to go poke a girls boob without them getting mad. Reffered to secretely by guys as NBPD
I poked that girls boob today and she couldnt get mad cause its National Boob Poke Day
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