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November is National Grab Ass Month go grab some ass guys all month!!
John *grabs ass*
Leah "Why you grab my ass?!"
John "Because it's November, its national Grab Ass Month dumbass!"
go hug a girl on april 19th ;)
ay!! go hug that girl it’s national hug a girl day!!
April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day
Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?
November 5th is national fortnite only day.
The only thing you can do is be a epic gamer and play fortnite. If you don’t play fortnite you are classified as a sinner and will be executed!!!!!!
Epic gamer 1: It’s national fortnite only day
Sinner: ewww I’m not playing that game
Crucifier: you shall sent to hell!!!!
Epic gamer 2: That’s all I play so let’s get in a duo!!!!
On April 13 of every year. Guys get to go poke a girls boob without them getting mad. Reffered to secretely by guys as NBPD
I poked that girls boob today and she couldnt get mad cause its National Boob Poke Day