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When you feel like you really need to poop but it’s just a huge fart
Did you shart yourself?
Nah man it was just a poo boo
poo poo fart is a term to symbolize feces of an individual followed with a release of gas from the individuals gluteuos maximus, also known as fart. This is often used in conversations where one individual or more have the humour of a toilet
Person 1: poo poo fart
Person 2: hehehe fart
This is my name, for Lady Caca's third movie, a parody, of Joker: Folie A Deux.
Will anyone, still want, to see Lady Caca's Fucker: Pussy Ass Poo, or watch something else? Why is Lady Caca, still in the movies!?
A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.
Wife: Did you get my shampoo?
Husband: Yes I did
Wife: okay i will wash my hair now
*5 minutes later*
Husband: Are you done?
Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!
Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬
Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.
“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”
Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.
That guy over there is such a poo wanker..
A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.
Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.