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Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.
Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.
Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.
Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp
I want a big eggplant bum right now
Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.
Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.
The Pandamic is a Bum Sandwich.
When you do something that is dank as fuck and then some dickbutt comes over and fucks it all up.
dude that party was dank as fuck untill the cops danky bum bum'd all over it
What you get when you cross an African and English
1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?
(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)