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This isn't a definition.
just... if someone buys it, they're gay.
peepo 1: *puts if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay on a mug*
peepo 2: now everyone who looks at that is gay. good job, retard.
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A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
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Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
Who let you leave the house with all that cake? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Hella A$$
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A slogan that helps you spell the brand Adidas.
How do you spell adadis (sp)?
Easy. Just remember all day I dream about sports.
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Most Likely a famous quote from the book "Uncle Tom's Cabin", but now the quote is used to justify the use of the racial slur for purposes of extreme animosity towards Microsoft for one's X box breaking
Andrew:freaking people take the n word so badly. its a fucking word. get used to it. i don't care if you are black, white, racist, christian you're all niggers at some point in your life. i don't give a fuck what people think
Jacob: Andrew that was literally the craziest thing I have ever heard.
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Hello, 22 May is a national day to watch TV series and movies all day, without a break so enjoy
22 may - a day to watch movies all days
This is a traditional Scottish saying in rural Stirlingshire which means as it sounds in English 'May your turtles have 3 heads'. It is a phrase typically used by those who aim to wish a person a deep sleep. It is unclear of the origins of the phrase, especially as there are no wild turtles in Scotland and Stirlingshire has no coast, however it may have originated when Scotland was a driving force of the commonwealth.
"I'm aff tae bed now, cheery ho"
"Aright then, May all yer turles hae' three heids"
"Thanks pal, and yae tae"
May all yer turtles hae' three heids