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douche machine

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003


Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner

Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche

by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024


Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 20, 2010


Douche using the word fag

A super insecure douche that still uses the word "fag/faggot" in 2016. Like really?😂 Grow up.

Don't be a douche using the word fag dude

by Awesome girl 28273828 April 29, 2016


Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 04, 2015


Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena September 10, 2015


Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace

Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.

by Twisted0694 March 05, 2024