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Is the sound that PewDiePie make for calling the sheep council followers to a 30 minutes reunion
Good morning gamers today we will fuck water sheep
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When you nut on to a black person's Kentucky Fried Chicken. After you consume the KFC, left over nut and chicken grease will be pumped into your mouth
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nigga i just finger nutting Good at my grand dog's circumcision
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1) term used by people that are actually having sex, but dont want others to know.
2)In women speak, it's a term that defines a relationship as never having been, nor never will be sexual in nature. (see also cut his balls off)
1)Tommy told his friends that he wasnt boning Laura, but that they were just good friends.
2)Mark knew his chances for booty were up when she said they were just good friends.
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Your a good Joe- what a Philippine walker would say to you
Dude # 1, did you hook up with any of those walkers last night?
Dude # 2, they were all so hot but I chose the 1 who told me your a good Joe as she groping me
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The only thing better than pussy
Dude1: is there anything better than pussy?
Dude2: yes a really good book
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Rock band formed in the mid 1990s in Northeast Pennsylvnia. Known for the lower brain stem riffs and weird lyrics. 1 album and since disbanded. Named after the Maiasaur.
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When your mother passed away and was cremated; she always had one wish for her ashes. It's an Iceland tradition for her son's friends to fuck/pee/cum in the urn at the same time. Once this has been completed, we bring the ashes back to the motherland and do the traditional Viking funeral of burning them at sea.
This is what my mother always wanted. I didn't let them know until after she passed. They took on the challenge and we went out there and gave her the Iceland Good-Bye. I will always love and appreciate my friends for doing what my mother always wanted.
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