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Similar to its cousin, the Long Island Ice Tea, the Jersey Ice Tea is made by: Pouring all of the bar mat liquids in a glass over ice adding a splash of lemon and cola. Nothing goes down so smooth…
Eh Tony, gimme one of them Jersey Ice Teas, I’m putting the booze googles on tonight!
Freezing ones balls and then fucking a girl doggy style in the ass so the now hard and cold balls slap against her pussy making it tighter for when you enter her
P1: man I was ice slapping her so hard last night, my balls were numb!
P2: i bet she was tight as fuck.
When a bitch gives you head but she's cold hearted and doesn't want to do it.
Why you look so happy weren't you and your girl fighting last night?
Yeah but She ended up giving me an iced capp so it's all good.
Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.
"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."
What Duke Depp thought the lyrics “cigars on ice” from the song Drunk in Love were.
Wait it’s cigars on ice? I thought it was some guys on ice.
When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings
Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit
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