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Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.
someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!
The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.
Send an ass and tits pics may 31st
Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day
May 1st-
Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”
national make ur best friend lose their virginity day
person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why
person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you
May 1st is National Date a Friend day
A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”
people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.
dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.