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Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.
marley park elementary school is wack
Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
One of the most Peng schools in England 😎
Hey, kid. What is that fine ass looking school over there?
Oh just Lydiard park academy
The very first President of Repulic of Korea to have politiaclly divided peoples of Korea become an unified nation. (This is not a complement)
Person 1 : We are the world
Person 2: That's totally true. We Park Geun-hye that!
Random Person walking : President Trump is the U.S.'s Park Geunhye!
The little princess with major daddy issues.
Nicknamed 'The note princess' because of her father's past military dictatorship, and the fact that she relies on her notes to answer every fucking question asked. She takes this little notebook everywhere, and refuses to answer any unexpected questions from the media. She takes offense when anybody talks shit about her precious daddy, and even made a list of people who had, with various liberals included(even some celebrities!!). This is known as 'The Black List'. Talk about Burn book.
The press and the prosecution later found out in 2016 that this little Mary Sue had a puppeteer who controlled her every move. Seriously, some middle aged woman, basically a nobody, named 'Choi Sun-Sil' chose everything Park should do. From Park's inaugural speech to what clothes the president should wear, that control freak Choi played South Korea with Park wrapped around her big fat PINKY.
The name of the first Korean woman president is now used as a slang to call somebody who has language disorder, or a person who is annoyingly indecisive.
Girl A: ... Uh.. I... ga... just..
Girl B: What are you? Park Geun-hye or something? Can't form a sentence?
Girl C: B, that's harsh. She's not that bad.
Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?
Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted