Side Pocket Shit Stick

While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.

He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!

after nutt cheese stick

A stick of cheese for after you nutt to restore energy and protein in the body.

"Dude, I just punched my dog in the neck because he tried to steal my after nutt cheese stick!"

stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.

Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

stick it up chicken butt

Prison term: Time to give up the booty! Taking whats mines.

Its going to be the new boys turn: "Stick it up chicken butt!"

stick that in your pipe and smoke it

1)A saying used to shut people with loud mouths up
2)To stick pot in your pipe and smoke it

Hey, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!

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Under The Table Beef Stick

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

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