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Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead
I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.
Someone who is old still lives with their parents and bully's 12 yr old's online about not being good at yugioh duel links.
"My son is a 40 year old gamer"
"Oh god. im so sorry for you"
Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time
You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two
Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.
A disparaging remark directed to an older or aging women. Also refers to a younger woman that performs lame actions such as: going to bed early, not drinking enough, or being a party pooper.
As a man ages he develops old balls, as a woman ages she develops an old shroud.
"She has an old shroud"
you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old