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The idea of pissing on the lid is when you literally say fuck it, and you do something in an unorthadox manner. It is a method of explaining how an act performed where not a single fuck was given.
"I couldn't find a parking spot, so I decided to piss on the lid and parked in the fire lane with my flashers on"
When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.
Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!
essentially god dammit/doing poorly.
can also be used as a verb.
sucking piss, i’m doing terrible right now.
i’m absolutely sucking piss right now.
When your piss is so clear you do not know if it is straight water or piss.
Is fountain water piss water?
You didn't get anything,
There is nothing to show for it.
Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,
you wind up getting dog piss jones
Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
a sexual game where a bunch of men stand around a lemon, and urinate directly onto the lemon.
The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.
Gay Man 1: "Hey dudes, you wanna play the piss lemon game?"
Shaggy from Scooby Doo: "Hell yeah!"