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April 12th is national slap Pussy
Taken or not slap pussy or get yours slapped🤣
“Hey john go slap Nadia’s pussy it is national slap pussy day.”
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A day where you get to slap your sibling(s) free of charge.
Active December 5th through 10th
Hey (Sibling) Its National Slap Your Siblings Day.
National Slap Your Siblings Day- A day where you get to slap your sibling(s) free of charge.
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To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.
Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?
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a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
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National slap your ex day is on October 30
It's when you slap your ex on any part of his/hers body ;))
(Am I doing you a favor?)
You: hey -name- it National Slap Your Ex Day..ya know what that means ;)
Ex: Shi-
-SLAP-
...(THE END)...LMFAOOO
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When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.
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Slap your sister today!
July 24th
National Slap your sister day is today!
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