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Drink made from mixing a Kool-Aid packet with a bottle of Thunderbird Wine.
I said OHHH YEAH to the American Classic and mixed up a bottle of punk rock soda to give to Judy before I tried to do a boo-yah
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Gotta crap so bad fells like ur shitting rocks.
Holy mother of Jesus!!!!!, Bobby shits rocks!!!
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The process of using hand signs to make quick final decisions on minor conflicts
John: "Shotgun!"
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."
Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.
Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."
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no brain no pain, you can't wear me out
that dude can do pushups all day long but he is fucking stupid, you can't smoke a rock.
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bratty ass rich bitches that are really whores in disguise
a council rock girl gets her Tiffany's bracelet stuck around the dick she is currently sucking
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When punk bands release albums loaded with swears and threats to the government but don't get parental advisories.
Pennywise, Green Day, NOFX, Bad Religion, ect.
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when you get such an un believable boner, and the veins are all pokin out and sheit, and just the slightest touch, would make you blow your gonad grease
listen,hee,playa, last night, i got ashley back to the crib, and we was all grindin N shit,adn let me tell you, i had one rock hard throbber,mang.. then she sat on my face and i skeeted in her yapper, and she loved that shit,son.. swallowed every drop, that hoe.
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