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A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.
She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.
When your boner gets so cold it grows an icicle of cum out of your penis hole
Bro my boner is so cold, I'm growing a boner icicle!
Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.
Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.
Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
All the Throner Boner's lost their minds tonight when the lights went out.
a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.
You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.