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A fairy that rewards good little girls and boys for being generous with the bj's.
Jill: What's this that just fell out of your boxers as I was pulling them down?
Jack: Why, it's 20 dollars!
Jill: Hooray! A present for me from the blow job fairy!
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A short, fat, rugby player who, dispite his looks, always gets past, the more slim, faster players.
Rim job scored another fuckin tri?
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The task of standing up and manually changing the channel on the television control panel to find something entertaining to watch while your friends and family sit there and force you to keep changing the channels.
I stood up to get some pizza, but instead, I got stuck with the Vanna White Job.
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A gathering of police officers standing around their sqaud cars socializing. There are usually two or more vehicles and a 'handful' officers.
Ex 1: Hey! Hide the joint, there is a hand job party to the left.
Ex 2: I would not have been arrested if that pig hand't wandered away from her/his hand job party and spotted me.
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Death caused by the over-consumption of Brazil Nuts. The condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.
Man 1: Yo man, you hear about Justin?
Man 2: Nah, what happened?
Man 1: Brazil Nut Job!
Man 2: Poor guy! I guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
Man 1: Yeah, I guess we should've known. Dude's breath had been kickin like Bruce Lee for days now.
Man 2: If we could only go back...
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Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference
Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3
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The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.
It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!
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