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When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
when the girl has big tiddy and big butt
"man i wish i could have some of that milk and cake"
Furry: Milk the wolf bitch
Gay guy: you mean you want a handjob?
When you are too scared to J-walk by yourself so you wait for a big enough group of people to cross so they can stop the cars and you can join them as they're crossing being sure that the cars will stop because there is a big group of people in front of them.
There's too many cars on this road, I guess I'll need to J-milk it.
Good there is a group coming, i'll J-milk them to get across.
Instead of waisting time J-milking, just get across yourself!
person A: "damn, did you see the milk jugs on that girl?"
person B: "hell yeah, I would totally do her! "
The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.
Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.
1. To cum inside of the vagina in most cases by accident and it’s a strong possibility that you need to buy the female a plan B or other forms of pregnancy guidance.
2. To supersoak a female with your cum
“Damn it was so good last night. She got me out here spilling milk”