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When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.
Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.
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Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.
Going to have a piss in the wind tunnel again.
When the body of water is extremely warm and feels like a giant piss spot.
It feels like I'm swimming in piss with how hot this water is
Used by hardcore Xbox fanboys to refer to PlayStation.
Oh yeah, because I'd want to play on the piss-station!
When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.
“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”
When you pee and it tastes like wine.
"Damn Toby! I took the fattest piss of my life and it splashed in my mouth! Tasted like WINE?!?!? It burnt off my tongue. I don't fuck with Radioactive Piss."