Phone party

When a group of people get together to hang out, but end up on their smart phones instead of engaging in conversation.

"Alex, Kayla, and Alycia are totally having a phone party over there"

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Tea Party

Throwing a Tea Party is when you gather a group of your closest friends and hot box the shit out of a camper. You can either use a bong or a pipe, for a complete tea Party experience.

Melissa: hey, you wana throw a Tea Party later?
Rachel: hellz yeahhh shits about to get real.

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party favors

Condoms, so you don't actually have to say condoms, trust me, the ladies find it to be cute

I wanted to fuck, but we had to stop and go out to buy party favors.

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party pooper

when rob wieland walks into a room

goddamn party pooper.

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party pack

A pack of at least 12 condoms. Ready for a gang bang or running a train....safely.

"We'll bring a party pack" - said the group of guys to the friendly girl walking past their porch

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Divorce Party

The marital equivalent of dancing on someones grave...

Girl 1: Hey, I'm having a divorce party to celebrate parting with my ex- husband, wanna come?
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)

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party town

awesome, amazing, a little bit sketch, legit, unreal, badass, etc.

Dizamn, that couch you bought from Pelican Thrift is so party town!

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