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When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
im da bigest bird
im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird, oh im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird
A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."
Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip
Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”
A girl who is a bird usally related to a Zack Mike or Durham and is a goody 2 shoes
The Kenzie bird flew out the window to get away from the Spanish teacher
The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.
I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples
Batman birds is the alternative way to say "bats" If you forget it somehow
Guy 1: What was the word for those black animals in caves?
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.