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The most painful video about a guy getting a dildo shuved in the head of his dick
Jack"go watch 2 guys one sandbox"
Jim"okay!*watches video"
Jim cries for the next two days thinking about it.
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a self-proclaimed tough guy, usually hailing from New England who boasts of consuming multiple cans of Bud Light while telling high tales of almost getting into fights
Patriots fan who cheers only if they are winning or during play-offs and usually buys/steals a 12 pack of Bud Light for the game
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A song by Alice Cooper.
And a phrase too if you want. self-explanatory...
Pretty much my new life starting today!
Fuck everyone else. I will never help another person ever again!
Also, this phrase is usually triggered by "Hooray for me and Fuck you!"
Fuck this, Fuck everybody! It's always Hooray for me and fuck you. Well thats it, No More Mr. Nice Guy!
you know what.. i'm gonna listen to that song right now!
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen, with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say, he's sick he's obscene
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen, with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm, I'm gettin' mean.
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say, he's sick he's obscene
My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawwed my eyes
Mom's been thrown out the social circle
And dad has to hide
I went to church, incognito
When everybody rose, the Reverand Smith,
He recognized me,
And punched me in the nose
He said,
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He said, you're sick, you're obscene
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He said, you're sick, you're obscene
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A phrase used to describe a type of voice often heard in popular rock music. Many bands' singers suffer from having this average vocal range. Bands such as Anberlin and Acceptance have singers with this type of voice. It isn't really bad, it's simply mundane and thus less entertaining than the unique voices of singers such as Jonathan Davis of Korn. The term is generally derogatory, but does not need to be.
Guy Who Likes Popular Rock Bands: "Hey did you hear that new single by Acceptance?"
Guy with Musical taste: "Nope. Their singer has generic white guy voice. Sounds kinda like a lot of other emo and pop rock singers to me. I prefer unique sounding singers like Edsel Dope of Dope."
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Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery
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You use this term when you are about to do something that is really gay, or homosexual. It involves people you are close too and seemingly justifies the act because the people present are supposedly all straight males yet they are committing gay acts, but it is straight since they know it is gay.
guy1: "hey man whats up"
guy2: "nm just whacking it"
guy1: "you wanna circle jerk?"
guy2: "no man why would you say that?"
guy1: "Its cool man we are all guys here"
guy1: "hey man wanna suck my cock?"
guy2: "heck no!"
guy1: "its cool man we are all guys here, I mean unless you're not a guy"
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