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Dos tits that you can never catch cuz they are too good for you, so they seem unrealistic.
I went up to the orb, opened the curtain and heard a voice say, "Behold, the magical fairy tits."
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Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.
Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?
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When an overweight male consumes so much soda, their nipples lactate said soda.
Max: Bob's chugged about a six-pack already this morning.
Jethro: He's fillin' up them Dr. Pepper Tits.
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To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.
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Milk. The piss of the cow's tit.
I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss
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Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.
Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"
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