Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
When something is mid teir or boring, it's mid sauce
Bro the ending to that show was so mid sauce
While having sex on her period you mix the mayonnaise with the ketchup and stir it up really good it makes Fry Sauce.
Would you like to make some Fry Sauce?
When you have anal sex and the product is a mixture of blood and cum and the mixture of the two has the appearance and possibly taste of the coveted fry sauce.
anal was so rough last night that I pooping fry sauce for days
When you wake up to leaky boobs
Daughter: MOM I GOT Boob sauce Mom: take some bandages bro or sum