when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop
i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant
A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.
I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.
When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life
I had target poo-man who is now crippled
Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.
Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".
In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".
Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".
Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.
“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”