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When you have anal sex with a horse.
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice
Someone who has dedicated their life to the practice of anal activities and anal worship, using their butthole for good or evil.Ass to the brass
Nikki”With great power comes great Anal Master responsibility”
(From Psychology)
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.
Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.
I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!
When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
One day, oh just a normal day! Then? BOOM! POP POP! WAIT WHAT! OH NO MY ASS IS RIPPED OUT, I GOTTA GO TOO THE DOC. I SHOULDA LISTENED TOO THE WIFE AND TOOK THE CORKSCREW OUTTA MY ASS! AND NOW I HAVE ANAL RUPTURE! GODDAMNIT MAN!
You feel a massive drop and pop in your ass, aKa, A Anal Rupture, and honestly, theres nothing too do… your screwed. Don’t mind the pun, but its quite truthful
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!
"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."
Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe