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When a banana is thrusted into someone during sexual intercourse
“Vicki let me fuck her with a strap on last night. She loves being banana bred.”
1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
That one girl in the group who sleeps around and hoards men-so her girlfriends can't have them. Similar to the way a squirrel hoards nuts for the winter.
Damn it! Tiffany knew I was so into Dave and she just swooped in and banged him just so I couldn't have him! That bitch is such a banana squirrel!
In the quiet corner of a small village, nestled beneath the shade of an ancient tree, lay the remnants of a forgotten dream—a banana plantation once vibrant with life and promise, now reduced to ruins. Each fallen tree, once laden with the golden fruit of hope, now whispered tales of hardship and loss. The once bustling farm, a symbol of prosperity, now stood as a silent testament to the relentless march of time and the fragility of human endeavor. As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows upon the abandoned fields, the sorrowful echoes of what once was lingered in the air, leaving the reader to ponder the fleeting nature of dreams and the bitter taste of unfulfilled potential.
Master: GET BACK TO WORK YOU BLACK MONKEY
Me: banana bonanza
Him:CRIES
A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.
Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.
A small stuffed doll with a yellow hoodie and what appear to be giant dick legs that can be placed around the office or home in order to surprise your friends
Someone put banana man in the fridge again
A character in a Tally Hall song in their album "Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum"
Do you see Banana Man hopping over on the white hot sand