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Send Your Boyfriend An Ass Pick Day
Wow She Sent Me A “Ass” Picture on DECEMBER 3rd
National Kiss Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend day. This is the day to kiss, cuddle and hold your significant other
Me: what day is it today?
You: it's December 3rd, national kiss your boyfriend/Girlfriend day
Me:ahh cool
The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036
December 3rd is the day we worship the almighty juan flores
shut the fuck up all of you people who say "oh December 3rd is Conan Gray's Heather day!! FUCK everyone called Heather!!" THAT'S YOU THATS LITERALLY WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE
How do you think I feel after telling people my birthday is December 3rd and they tell me it's a Conan Grey reference. I have to remember it by some corny ass song and it makes me want to die.
"My birthday is December 3rd."
"Oh like Heather by Conan Grey?"
"Fuck you"
The day where you give your crush a fist bump or a hug. Do both or one.
Ophelia: *gives joe mama a hug
Joe mama: why’d u do that
Ophelia: bc it’s December 3rd
In this month you can’t say anything Gay and then Say no homo after.
Person1: Aye let me eat yo ass
Person2:Bro Chill our it’s No Homo December
Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day
Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.