stick up her ass

Describes a female that acts too stiff or strict towards other individuals and can drive you crazy if you spend too much time with her since she is so annoying. Usually raised by a stern family that made her watch documentaries on boring crap and has friends that also have sticks up their anal holes as well, if any friends at all. No one likes this girl and if they could they would wish her off the face of the earth. Also this girl never curses or uses slang, for that would not be proper. Uses too good of English and Grammar, as well as long vocabulary/old school talk. If you are one of these people with a rod up your rear end you should go get some therapy and loosen up to have fun once in a while. End of story.

Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Did you see that documentary on the paper clip last night? It was so interesting, I watched it with my parents while eating fat-free popcorn."
Boy- "Dude, you need to get a life and not be so proper. No one thinks you're cool, including me, and need to pull the stick out of your ass hole reallll soon."
Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Why that would be obscure and insensitive of me! I am going to tell my parents on you now!"
Boy- (thinking to himself) 'Wow that girl has such a stick up her ass. She needs to chill the fuck out!'

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two sticks in my bun

applying two decorative china sticks into ones hair. Used by Nikki Minaj

I done put two sticks in my bun.....I'm DMC like run

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Mr. Big Stick

Mr. Big Stick is a golfer who can hit the piss out of a golf ball.

Dave, a.k.a "Mr. Big Stick", just launched that 5 iron 250 yards to the green!

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Rice crispy stick

When you put your wang in a light socket & turn the switch on until it's crispy.

Dude last Saturday I went to glen's house & we tried Rice crispy stick..

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Candle Stick fart

When you are fucking your girl, right before you cum, you pull out, light a candle and stick it up her vagina and let her fart. Causing her vagina to catch to implode

Wow me and my girl tried the candle Stick fart and she has burns

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Moldy cocktail stick

It means a purple cock or a dick with a disease

Ewww did u see the pic of Jamie's moldy cocktail stick !!!

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Sweet Sticks' Cake Pops

Some say they're like cake on a stick digested by chocolate and vanilla pegasi of the gods, but many say they're like a delicious mouth-watering formula of cake, frosting, and SWEET STICKS!!

Sweet Sticks' Cake Pops!!

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