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a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day
D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke
36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them
Sex position involving two dudes in a standing position. One man gets behind and wraps his legs around his partners neck, while facing towards him upside down (ass to face). While his partner has his dick tucked between his legs and gets sucked off while getting choked at the same time by the sucker's legs. This only works if the guy tucking has a long enough member to extend behind a considerable distance while it's tucked.
Me and this dude were doing the old 96er and he accidentally shit on my chin trying to let a fart out.
Cradely Heath’s side town , the local landmark is the Bin Lorry repair centre
“Old Hill is quite a boring hamlet”
When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"
You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
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one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group
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one who is over the age of 30
i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome
When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay
She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.