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A white girl who likes to fuck Hispanic guys
Did you see and nice sea birds at the bar
The best fortnite player on nintendo switch. add me kid (bird w keys)
bird: Get clapped you fuc face.
7 year old: im calling epic games.
bird: its called getting Bird Fam
bird: alr kid
11 year olds: your still trash boi
A bird killer is someone who gets a girl but in this case we would call the girl a “bird” meaning she is valid and attractive. Henceforth making the bird killer the person who loses his chance with a bird.
Damn, duley is a bird killer, he f**ked up
shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window
i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird
Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.
"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"
kilos of cocaine
No clothes in the closet, it's all birds
No sneakers in the sneaker box, it's all birds
No luggage in the trunk, man, it's all birds
The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......
Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha