When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!
A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!
A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.
Hey dude, how was Kathy?
She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!
When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.
A wet rhino is a friend of yours who thinks it means something more than it actually does. Hey I'm just using my imagination in the shower and having fun messing with my facebook friends!!!
Look at me, I'm a Wet Rhino!!!
Term referring to Portland Oregon
I hate living in this wet ass nipple place.