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A day when we honor chicken, known on July 9th. Meat-eaters celebrate by eating chicken, and vegetarians celebrate by protesting the use of chicken as food. Farmers tend to celebrate by overfeeding their chickens.
Family Guy displays an unappropriated direction of National Chicken Day.
An expression taken from Angelica Houston in Ever After. Used when there is nothing else to be said or done.
Peter: Hm... so what else should I do?
David: Go... fetch a chicken.
When someone shoves a spicy chicken leg up someone's vagina or anus without consent.
"I did not spicy chicken rape her."
A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”
Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?
Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole
It is a revolutionary bar game that takes place when a massive amount of chicken wings are to be eaten. Usually this is done on a wing night to reduce costs.
The game is simple and this will make chicken wing night even better. The goal is to stack the chicken bones from the wings on top of each other until the tower of bones falls then the last person to place is determined to be the loser.
Typically the game is played on a small plate (5") and when more than 3 cumulative bones fall off of the plate then the loser has been determined. And like any good game when a loser is found there must be a price for losing, and usually that involves buying a plate of wings. (another reason for playing on wing night, it is cheaper to buy if you lose)
These are the basic rules and adjustment can be made, and the game really only gets fun when 100 + wings are to be eaten.
Helpful hint: Eat fast and place poorly to screw over the others after you in order to get free wings.
Bono " Man that was one awesome game of Chicken Wing Jenga last night"
Rojo "What the fuck is Chicken Wing Jenga?"
Bono "You are such a loser if you do not know what it is, maybe you should stop being a freakin hermit and drink beer and eat some wings, you pussy and you can find out"
Rojo "ooo man I had no idea, I will put on my man pants and I will be a man, and play some Chicken Wing Jenga"
The Bronx High School of Science Currency
Bro i let you borrow 20$ that’s like 4 chicken over rices man.
From Tony’s or Jerome’s?
Of course from Jerome’s, Tony’s is ass
The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.
Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!